help

today i am in desperate need of some help!
this brother canot find a story! dunno what it is this week, is it me, am i being lazy, am i hittin a dry spell or what? one colleague in the office gave me some good advice telling me that maybe i should do a psitive story.

honestly i hate positive stories, i feel like in a time of loom doom and gloom positive stories are just lies and bull-dung. i hate positive dubai stories so much that i can just puke at the sight of a paper carrying one and wipe the my bum with it.

but i dont want to act like a hypocrate, i have down my share of positive stories. to be honest the ones i wrote were usually becaue i really belived in them. the worst ones though were the negative stories turned positive by my fantastic colleagues in the editorial dept. tha shi really gets me, i can remember two storis that have been spun so bad that i couldnt even recognise a word on the damn article i supposedly wrote.

i have decided that any story that will be raped by my editorial colleagues i will kill before it sees the light of day.

enough of that. i still need yall help, any stories yall wanna share. hook a brother up but then again think before you call or write, i actually want something to print, not unconfirmed facts or personal vendetta stories.

peace yall n ill cya when i cya