help

today i am in desperate need of some help!
this brother canot find a story! dunno what it is this week, is it me, am i being lazy, am i hittin a dry spell or what? one colleague in the office gave me some good advice telling me that maybe i should do a psitive story.

honestly i hate positive stories, i feel like in a time of loom doom and gloom positive stories are just lies and bull-dung. i hate positive dubai stories so much that i can just puke at the sight of a paper carrying one and wipe the my bum with it.

but i dont want to act like a hypocrate, i have down my share of positive stories. to be honest the ones i wrote were usually becaue i really belived in them. the worst ones though were the negative stories turned positive by my fantastic colleagues in the editorial dept. tha shi really gets me, i can remember two storis that have been spun so bad that i couldnt even recognise a word on the damn article i supposedly wrote.

i have decided that any story that will be raped by my editorial colleagues i will kill before it sees the light of day.

enough of that. i still need yall help, any stories yall wanna share. hook a brother up but then again think before you call or write, i actually want something to print, not unconfirmed facts or personal vendetta stories.

peace yall n ill cya when i cya

the weeeeeeeek end

damn dubai! damned ethnocentric mutha -*&^%ers from random areas in the world trying to be the arbab!
damn them all!

wheeeew feels alot better releasing all that negativity :)

well its thursday night and the feeling is right and the party is at apartments! old skoolz will be spinnin some much needed soulful music tonite which for sure will pull in some fine specimens as usual to the club :)

i promosed my self tonite after leavin the office with skoolz to pull some game tonight, especially coz i will have my ace wing man Danesh 'Maverick' Mohioddine at da club tonite.

friday nite shall be good also. crazy ali, this mad mad pakistilian dude, is throwin his bday party at the hive. good firends a good crowd and no muppets is what i love bout them peeps. its rare in dubai to find people who actually hang out to enjoy them selves and each other rather than check out whats in your wallet to know how to deal with you at that particular moment.

well im off to forny-kate, deviate and oblitarate my liver tonight. in the eternal words of sanjay "the liver must die, it is a criminal that must be punished"

cya when i cya

p.s yeah about valentines................ thats some seriously white sucka shi'